Lisa and I were out visiting stores and searching dumpsters for some extra boxes a couple days back and it took us to some interesting places. We had a good little system - Lisa drove and I searched. One dumpster we came across had no boxes in it but it wasn't exactly empty. Opening one foul dumpster, I came across a family of raccoons.
Now, I hate raccoons. All I'll say is that I may or may not have emitted a small man scream and beat a hasty retreat back to the vehicle, doubtless setting some kind of land speed record in the process.